Monday, March 2, 2009

Shakespeare

So I have a bit of an issue with Shakespeare; or at least, how people perceive Shakespeare. When asking about the like of Shakespeare, many people will reply with "Oh yes, I love Shakespeare! Romeo oh Romeo where for art thou Romeo...." LAME. Firstly, Romeo and Juliet is Shakespeare's weakest creation by far. Secondly, quoting such an overused phrase does not make you intelligent; it just makes you a douchebag who's seen Baz Luhrman's interpretation. Which brings me to my third point. BAZ LUHRMAN'S ROMEO AND JULIET IS NOT SHAKESPEARE! Saying that you love Shakespeare based on a modern interpretation with Leonardo DiCaprio in it does NOT make you look cool or educated. Go and see a live showing of Hamlet or Midsummer Night's Dream and THEN tell me you like Shakespeare.

Jesus Christ!

That's all for now, folks.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

God Hates Fags

So, I just found a fantastic website about how much God hates 'fags'. The congregation even make videos of them singing 'hymns'.

Some of the lyrics, you ask?

"God hates the world, and all it's people"

Interesting way to look at religion really.

Okay so we're all going to hell, so while we're alive why don't we just hate everyone and tell them how sinful they are.

Sounds like a FANTASTIC way to live. Really. Props for them.

They also say that it's too late to pray for forgiveness. Which really, I understand. I mean, once you're a sinner, you're a sinner forever. God doesn't forgive people! That's just insane! God is going to punish you!

Jesus Fucking Christ. Assuming that there is a God, and a heaven and a hell; I can safely say that I doubt I'll be the one going to hell.


Fuck I hate fundamentalists.