God created Adam and Eve.
Eve had three sons.
Then, by some Godly magic, the rest of the 6 billion or so people were created.
WAIT A SECOND.
Eve had three sons.
So... Eve had children with her sons?
Oh I see. Well, how wonderful. The basis if Catholic teaching is built on a story of incest, but Homosexuality, Abortion, Premarital sex and Contraception are wrong.
Good one, Jesus. Way to promote a hypocritical religion.
That's all for now, folks.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Assumption Argument
The following assumptions can be made:
Therefore, the assumption can be made that over 50% of men and women in the world's population are lesbian or gay.
Therefore, the assumption can be made that lesbians and gays are the majority, and heterosexuals are a perversion of nature and a big bunch of freaks.
That's all for now, folks.
- All women that play sport are lesbians.
- All men that act are gay.
- All women that are mechanics are lesbians.
- All men that do gymnastics are gay.
- All women that have short hair are lesbians.
- All men that dance are gay.
Therefore, the assumption can be made that over 50% of men and women in the world's population are lesbian or gay.
Therefore, the assumption can be made that lesbians and gays are the majority, and heterosexuals are a perversion of nature and a big bunch of freaks.
That's all for now, folks.
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