Monday, February 23, 2009

Adam and Eve

God created Adam and Eve.

Eve had three sons.

Then, by some Godly magic, the rest of the 6 billion or so people were created.

WAIT A SECOND.


Eve had three sons.

So... Eve had children with her sons?

Oh I see. Well, how wonderful. The basis if Catholic teaching is built on a story of incest, but Homosexuality, Abortion, Premarital sex and Contraception are wrong.


Good one, Jesus. Way to promote a hypocritical religion.

That's all for now, folks.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Assumption Argument

The following assumptions can be made:

  • All women that play sport are lesbians.
  • All men that act are gay.
  • All women that are mechanics are lesbians.
  • All men that do gymnastics are gay.
  • All women that have short hair are lesbians.
  • All men that dance are gay.

Therefore, the assumption can be made that over 50% of men and women in the world's population are lesbian or gay.


Therefore, the assumption can be made that lesbians and gays are the majority, and heterosexuals are a perversion of nature and a big bunch of freaks.

That's all for now, folks.