The Assumption Argument

The following assumptions can be made:

• All women that play sport are lesbians.
• All men that act are gay.
• All women that are mechanics are lesbians.
• All men that do gymnastics are gay.
• All women that have short hair are lesbians.
• All men that dance are gay.

Therefore, the assumption can be made that over 50% of men and women in the world's population are lesbian or gay.


Therefore, the assumption can be made that lesbians and gays are the majority, and heterosexuals are a perversion of nature and a big bunch of freaks.

That's all for now, folks.