Saturday, July 11, 2009

Some people need a kick in the balls.

Dear Asshole(s),
It has come to my attention that you have not been attending your daily/weekly/monthly kick in the balls. Due to your assholery, it is essential that you attend these foot-to-groin meetings. If you refuse to attend, other, more severe methods of punishment will ensue. If you have any enquiries please phone 040A SSH OLE.

Thankyou for your time. I will be in touch for your next kick.

Sincerely,
Big Foot.

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