God created Adam and Eve.
Eve had three sons.
Then, by some Godly magic, the rest of the 6 billion or so people were created.
WAIT A SECOND.
Eve had three sons.
So... Eve had children with her sons?
Oh I see. Well, how wonderful. The basis if Catholic teaching is built on a story of incest, but Homosexuality, Abortion, Premarital sex and Contraception are wrong.
Good one, Jesus. Way to promote a hypocritical religion.
That's all for now, folks.
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According to Jewish tradition, those three sons were born with twin sisters. Plus the prohibition against incest hadn't been given yet; in fact there were no laws other than "Don't touch that tree!!!!" (I mean, eat the fruit. Whatever.)
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